Monica's Tender Moments of XXX Serious Ridiculousness! (I show leg!)

[Monica]

February 19, 2001 Consumer Report. I'm happy to report that I stood up to pee without mess for the first time in like five years. The device really works. Can't say I wasn't a little nervous. Over and out from the Trans Refuge Urination Chat channel.

 

[Linde]

February 19, 2001 Consumer Report. I'm happy to report that I stood up to pee without mess for the first time in like five years. The device really works. Can't say I wasn't a little nervous. Over and out from the Trans Refuge Urination Chat channel.

I think your date is a little wrong, but othereise good to hear. Now you are able again to pee against trees and building corners. The pee liberated woman.
Is it easy to apply, and to seal off at the edges?
I better get one to be ready to use it as soon as the hurt is gone.

Hugs
Linde

 

[Donica]

February 19, 2001 Consumer Report. I'm happy to report that I stood up to pee without mess for the first time in like five years. The device really works. Can't say I wasn't a little nervous. Over and out from the Trans Refuge Urination Chat channel.

Success! I'll take one

 

[NicoleT]

@Monica ..... you know I got to tell you ...... for those of us who are shy and easily offended like me .......all of this talk really pisses me off.

 

[Monica]

@Monica ..... you know I got to tell you ...... for those of us who are shy and easily offended like me .......all of this talk really pisses me off.

Dear Lady Nicole, the tickle helper is quite glorious, why just the other day, the Queen was commenting on her jewel encrusted tinkle helper. Past that, I can't say, nondisclosure agreement you know!

Now, for you other broads, ya just jam it up there nice and comfy and whiz bang, you got it! Fagetaboutit!

2011 whoops! The hazards of posting as me!!!! Couple more posts and I'll be caught up!

 

[NicoleT]

Dear Lady Nicole, the tickle helper is quite glorious, why just the other day, the Queen was commenting on her jewel encrusted tinkle helper. Past that, I can't say, nondisclosure agreement you know!

Now, for you other broads, ya just jam it up there nice and comfy and whiz bang, you got it! Fagetaboutit!

2011 whoops! The hazards of posting as me!!!! Couple more posts and I'll be caught up!

Lmao.... you are definitely one of a kind. Whiz bang.... Queen Monica has spoken.....

 

[Monica]

Thanks Nicole, good to see you know your place!

I might be a pain in the butt for a lot of reasons. The reason I'm thinking of this time is my perpencity whoops, my propensity for posting links to videos. I know, I know, I hate it too! I figger if I have to put up with it, so do you! Anyway, here's a link to a guy I really love to watch. He's kind of a good old boy, but not really! Well he is doing a video on trans stuff so here he is.

Sorry not a pee video!

 

[Linde]

@Monica, did you buy a specific brand from Amazon? i looked there and the possibility to get one there is almost overwhelming, as is the price range!

I think, I am almost ready to pee standing up again, that would be the first time for me in many years, and not being afraid to wet my shoes!

Hugs
Linde

 

[Monica]

Rquite Female Urination Device, Female Urinal Silicone Funnel Urine Cups Portable Urinal Standing Up to Pee Funnel for Travelling, Camping, Hiking, Outdoor Activities -Carrying Bag Included (2 Pack)​

 

[Confused]

I have all kinds of things that go through my head. The longer I am here the more I realize I am not alone

Hugs,
Mike

 

[Linde]

I have all kinds of things that go through my head. The longer I am here the more I realize I am not alone

Hugs,
Mike

That is easy for you to say. Wait and see how it is, once you are missing one of the heads!


Hugs
Linde

 

[Monica]

I have all kinds of things that go through my head. The longer I am here the more I realize I am not alone

Hugs,
Mike

Mike, when you have thoughts as we have had since we were 4 years old and no positive role models to look at, no wonder we think we are unique in the world and worthy of shame and guilt. When we find others like us and realize that they really are very normal people, well, it is a relief. We can find out that it is okay to stop beating ourselves up. Mike, as scary as this might seem, you belong here. (Of course when I say normal, I don't mean myself! Goes without sayin!)

 

[Confused]

That is easy for you to say. Wait and see how it is, once you are missing one of the heads!


Hugs
Linde

This may confuse some, but it shouldn't confuse you Linde. I looked into these before I knew I was transgender, but was looking at having GCS.

It is amazing I was able to hide from who I am for so long, because I researched GCS from almost every angle. Obviously my mind didn't want to understand why I was looking forward to getting such a surgery, yet I thought about it every day for months on end. I guess I am dense, but I had years of practice at it.

I still think the urination device will be good to have for certain circumstances, like the spraying stage I know may be coming. Obviously I am not alone in that. Also, I plan to present as a male, at least until such time as I may not be able to. That dictates which restroom I use much of the time in public, and what that entails.

Mike, when you have thoughts as we have had since we were 4 years old and no positive role models to look at, no wonder we think we are unique in the world and worthy of shame and guilt. When we find others like us and realize that they really are very normal people, well, it is a relief. We can find out that it is okay to stop beating ourselves up. Mike, as scary as this might seem, you belong here. (Of course when I say normal, I don't mean myself! Goes without sayin!)

Moni,

I am probably no closer to normal than you are. I managed to keep my thoughts boxed up much of the time for decades, but I did beat myself up sometimes. Like most people of our generation, I felt very alone for a long time.

Hugs,
Mike

 

[Linde]

This may confuse some, but it shouldn't confuse you Linde. I looked into these before I knew I was transgender, but was looking at having GCS.

It is amazing I was able to hide from who I am for so long, because I researched GCS from almost every angle. Obviously my mind didn't want to understand why I was looking forward to getting such a surgery, yet I thought about it every day for months on end. I guess I am dense, but I had years of practice at it.

I still think the urination device will be good to have for certain circumstances, like the spraying stage I know may be coming. Obviously I am not alone in that. Also, I plan to present as a male, at least until such time as I may not be able to. That dictates which restroom I use much of the time in public, and what that entails.



Moni,

I am probably no closer to normal than you are. I managed to keep my thoughts boxed up much of the time for decades, but I did beat myself up sometimes. Like most people of our generation, I felt very alone for a long time.

Hugs,
Mike

I promise you my friend during the lawn spray stage, you don't want a thing like this coming even close to your urethra. You will be a happy sprayer like the rest of us. The hospital gave me a spay bottle I filled with water and irrigated my lower end after each peeing session!.
I have a bidet here at home, and can recommend such a device with the highest praise for anybody, who wants to loose their watering hose!


Who and what determines who is normal? I tried like an idiot to be a guy for many years, look what I achieved with trying o do it! And yes, i thought I was the only person in the world who was like I. A very lonely and lonesome existence.

Hugs
Linde

 

[Confused]

Linde,

I have never used a bidet. I don't think I have even seen one other than on TV. Do you have one that is a separate unit, or is it some kind of attachment for your toilet? It is something else I have thought about. As for the sprayer part, I am not there yet so you obviously know better about that than I do at present.

I know you felt alone just as I did. I think it was like that for all of us who are different from the larger population, and born before the Internet. As for the being normal comment, that was a joke. We are all 3 just as normal as anyone else

Hugs,
Mike

 

[Linde]

Mike, I have a special seat attached to my toilet. I has different spray patterns that can be selected, of which one is meant to clean the vulva area of women. Once done with cleaning, one can select to be blown dry with warm air.
I can highly recommend such a device..

Hugs
Linde

 

[Monica]

Wow I got a hangover and I didn't touch a drop. Stayed up past my bedtime. I head back to in person work on Wednesday. We will have a mix of in person and virtual. I am so adjusted to the lack of being social and combined with the fear of coworkers acting like idiots bunching together, I have a bit of anxiety. I feel a bit better getting my first shot. Still I'll be the only one in my house immunized, so I'll have to wear a mask at home. I feel like if they waited three more weeks, we'd be in a better place. But the Governor is pressuring, so this is what we do. It makes me think about retiring but I'm not ready yet, emotionally or financially. Still like working with kids and having the structure of a job. I am getting a real craving to do some outdoor stuff like camping, playing in a stream or the ocean, or going to an outdoor concert. I hope live outdoor music will be back next year.

 

[Monica]

Reading what these Republicans push despite the support of a majority of the people in the country simply makes me sick. Hateful, horrible , and deceitful! Do away with the BS filibuster, Democrats!

https://www.washingtonpost.com/powerpost/congress-sexual-orientation-civil-rights-gender/2021/02/25/1351bea4-7779-11eb-8115-9ad5e9c02117_story.html

 

[Donica]

Reading what these Republicans push despite the support of a majority of the people in the country simply makes me sick. Hateful, horrible , and deceitful! Do away with the BS filibuster, Democrats!

https://www.washingtonpost.com/powerpost/congress-sexual-orientation-civil-rights-gender/2021/02/25/1351bea4-7779-11eb-8115-9ad5e9c02117_story.html

These people are sick and are in desperate need of help. For anyone to advocate hate is a sickness and needs to be eradicated, just like any other pandemic. or else even they will be doomed to live in their own hatred. Don't they realize they are destroying the world for themselves as well? They are not immune to their own disease. They need to be saved from them selves. They are blinded by their own hatred.

 

[TonyaJanelle]

Do away with the BS filibuster, Democrats!

If they try it the dems better damn well kill the filibuster. Nothing will ever get better if they don't.