Monica's Tender Moments of XXX Serious Ridiculousness! (I show leg!)

[Lexxi]

@Moni we REALLY need an LOL button for your posts. That last one is really good!

 

[Donica]

Beats this:

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She wearing different colored socks

 

[Lexxi]

She wearing different colored socks

That's in style with the younger crowd

 

[Linde]

Speaking of peeing, tinkling, pissing, weeweeing, #1, passing water, piddling, killing the wizard, carpet showering, or flooding the cave, I bought something like this, yesterday. After months of wondering where one can pee when so many things were closed and carrying a potable potty in the back of my van, I think this is a breakthrough that may help my poor little bladder.

https://ontheroadgear.com/products/womens-urinal-funnel?variant=38053005295765&currency=USD&utm_medium=product_sync&utm_source=google&utm_content=sag_organic&utm_campaign=sag_organic&gclid=CjwKCAiAmrOBBhA0EiwArn3mfGzvNTK4EHye1GOlUF-7yk04GLPHSkHHFSymDOubGts2Pv38_a7jpBoCRO4QAvD_BwE

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Amber has one like this, and I am ready to buy one, too. They are little handy devices that can allow you to pee at a tree, just like in olden days! The advantage over the old configuration we had, this can be put away at will, and does not dangle in front when done peeing!

Hugs
Linde

 

[Donica]

Speaking of peeing, tinkling, pissing, weeweeing, #1, passing water, piddling, killing the wizard, carpet showering, or flooding the cave, I bought something like this, yesterday. After months of wondering where one can pee when so many things were closed and carrying a potable potty in the back of my van, I think this is a breakthrough that may help my poor little bladder.

https://ontheroadgear.com/products/womens-urinal-funnel?variant=38053005295765&currency=USD&utm_medium=product_sync&utm_source=google&utm_content=sag_organic&utm_campaign=sag_organic&gclid=CjwKCAiAmrOBBhA0EiwArn3mfGzvNTK4EHye1GOlUF-7yk04GLPHSkHHFSymDOubGts2Pv38_a7jpBoCRO4QAvD_BwE

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Definitely a must have while recovering from GCS. Does it come in a shorter length so it can be used while sitting on the toilet?

11 Best Female Urination Devices | How to Use Pee Funnel - Greenbelly Meals

 

[Confused]

I guess I am ahead of the curve on this. There are many versions of this out there. Inquiring minds want to know.

Hugs,
Mike

 

[Monica]

Check Amazon for cheaper and more variety. Actually where I got mine.

 

[Kenna]

Check Amazon for cheaper and more variety. Actually where I got mine.

I avoid Amazon wherever I can. I don't like supporting monopolistic companies. I'm happy to pay a little more to support diversity.
-Kenna

 

[Monica]

I don't use Walmart for this reason, Amazon hasn't made me mad yet. Like my new hair color? Just call me Nicole Part Deux.

 

[OzGirl]

So, just interested, do you carry this device around in your purse? Or maybe just keep it in the car, or just take it when you go hiking??? It's not the sort of thing I would expect many women carry, and you still have to wipe after using, so I'm not sure of the overall advantage?

Hugs,

Allie

 

[Donica]

So, just interested, do you carry this device around in your purse? Or maybe just keep it in the car, or just take it when you go hiking??? It's not the sort of thing I would expect many women carry, and you still have to wipe after using, so I'm not sure of the overall advantage?

Hugs,

Allie

I think it's good for post surgery if your bits are a bit messy when you pee, or for long road trips, or camping. We know how nasty outhouses get. I would never want to have to sit in one.

 

[Donica]

I don't use Walmart for this reason, Amazon hasn't made me mad yet. Like my new hair color? Just call me Nicole Part Deux.

Hey! I like your new name @Monica!

 

[OzGirl]

I think it's good for post surgery if your bits are a bit messy when you pee, or for long road trips, or camping. We know how nasty outhouses get. I would never want to have to sit in one.

I make a better stream now than I have been able to in 15 years! I think squat and dab will remain my emergency options for the time being!

Hugs,

Allie

 

[Linde]

Definitely a must have while recovering from GCS. Does it come in a shorter length so it can be used while sitting on the toilet?

11 Best Female Urination Devices | How to Use Pee Funnel - Greenbelly Meals

You plan to use one of those when recovering??????????
Good luck, I hope you have a ton of pain pills around while you bring this thing even close to the urethra exit!

Hugs
Linde

 

[Monica]

Well, when you get old like me, and one day Allie, you'll understand this, you realize you are half the bladder you used to be. Riding in the car for long distances, like up the street, there are not as many appealing places to pee as there used to was. Like when my partner rode with me for my shot. She sat in the car, there were no open bathrooms, and she had to scavenge a wet wipes container to pee. Keep this thing in the car, and you can pee right into a bottle. No fuss, no muss!

Haha, I just thought of some of you newbies to the messy pee world. Check the manual under specimen sample. It's cross references to 'piss all over your hand.' Just in case you thought you hand a handle on this! Heehee!

 

[Monica]

Hey! I like your new name @Monica!

Thanks Donica, I had to change it, the statute of limitations hadn't run out yet and they were catching up to me. Feel free to use either. (Pronounced
Mon-knee-ka)

 

[Linde]

I make a better stream now than I have been able to in 15 years! I think squat and dab will remain my emergency options for the time being!

Hugs,

Allie

Some of us can't do the squat or hovering over dirty toilet seats. I will get one as soon as I am healed out well enough to push one onto me pee hole! Maybe I could use a urinal in the men's room, in case that the ladies room has long lines and is overcrowded?

Hugs
Linde

 

[Linde]

Well, when you get old like me, and one day Allie, you'll understand this, you realize you are half the bladder you used to be. Riding in the car for long distances, like up the street, there are not as many appealing places to pee as there used to was. Like when my partner rode with me for my shot. She sat in the car, there were no open bathrooms, and she had to scavenge a wet wipes container to pee. Keep this thing in the car, and you can pee right into a bottle. No fuss, no muss!

Haha, I just thought of some of you newbies to the messy pee world. Check the manual under specimen sample. It's cross references to 'piss all over your hand.' Just in case you thought you hand a handle on this! Heehee!

For the peeing samples, the Mayo provided me with a couple of "peeing hats", I can pee into and poor the results into a specimen cup! No messy hands, as long as I can have a steady hand to poor it in.

Hugs
LInde

 

[NicoleT]

Beats this:

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Living in upstate New York I’ve been there many times I think this picture makes it look more glamorous than it actually is

 

[NicoleT]

I don't use Walmart for this reason, Amazon hasn't made me mad yet. Like my new hair color? Just call me Nicole Part Deux.

Hey I represent that remark.........