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Monica's Tender Moments of XXX Serious Ridiculousness! (I show leg!)

Monica

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Hi! I never have had a blog and don't want one, so I think it wise to erase this before I hit 'post.' I always thought it would be nice though, to have a place where gay, lesbian, non binary, MtF, FtM, straight men (see me after the show) ... ah... I mean allies, SO's, GG's, HMO's, dogs and cats, well, not cats..., aliums, flower pots and any other special interest groups can join in in a common effort to make extremely long sentences that don't seem to have an end in sight while bantering about nothing of particular transgenderal importance. Breath! Well, I am not going to do that. I am going to write here occasionally and I hope there is no expectation for this to be anything but a place on the site where people can say stupid things without the fear of  being taken seriously. Warning!!! If you post here it may result in you being made fun of and you will probably feel very dirty, in a sexy way (Yeah, Baby!). I can think of a few people who who are just so in need of being goofed on. You know who you are.

Well, that was a lousy introduction, but my special guest star didn't show up and we  will have to do my interview later. It least there was no dirty words in here!

PS this thread will have absolutely no concept of the time space continuum.
 

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What up sis? You said you would show leg?
 
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I have absolutely no idea what is going on here, but I am intrigued...
 

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MadameDuFromage said:
I have absolutely no idea what is going on here, but I am intrigued...
I believe that what Moni Rhymes With Bonnie is after, is a place to unleash her unique sense of humor upon anyone that dare post here. 


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TonyaJanelle said:
I believe that what Moni Rhymes With Bonnie is after, is a place to unleash her unique sense of humor upon anyone that dare post here. 


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Moni Rhymes, sounds like my rap name. You all just be a little patient, especially with that leg fetish of your, Donica. Control yourself girl, it's embarrassing. I will show leg when the time is right. (You know, the good one!) You must understand the fun is in the chase, un-huh, yes it is!

You all also have to understand all that is involved in putting on a big show such as this. A soundless pod cast is not easy! I had to cancel the dancing girls for lack of interest (on my part, bummer), and the Chip and Dale dancers, well, I could only afford one and he couldn't get a ride from Happy Dale on such short notice. Do you all remember, Arsenic and Old Lace? Remember Teddy, who used to blow his bugle and run up the stairs yelling "Charge!" Well, yes, that's my dancer! Yeah, he's the one! I know, I know, right?  Anyway, of course my first guest failed  to show up as I said.  I'll give you a hint, it is either a he or a she. But we will explore that, don't you worry. I think he may have died, not sure!

I picture the start up of this tiny venture kind of like building a coral reef from nothing, you have to get a bunch of crap cars and dump them in the ocean. So, anyone care to be one of the first car dumpers, let me know. Madame, Tonya, Christine. Donica, we know where your mind is, don't we girls? And Madame are we being formal or are you French?  So, hmmm, we need a target to get things loosened up around here. If only one of you would take a shot at someone. If we only had a [member=19]Laurie[/member] or a [member=150]KimOct[/member] ! Such good quality targets. Well, don't be shy girls, there is always me to aim at.

 

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Moni said:
Moni Rhymes,

Sorry,  if I don't say think or write Moni Rhymes With Bonnie,  I start to sing Mony! Mony! and no one wants to hear that. 

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Oops! How'd that get there? ;D Well, I'm glad someone knows where my mind is cause I sure don't :eek:
 

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Moni said:
Hi! I never have had a blog and don't want one, so I think it wise to erase this before I hit 'post.' I always thought it would be nice though, to have a place where gay, lesbian, non binary, MtF, FtM, straight men (see me after the show) ... ah... I mean allies, SO's, GG's, HMO's, dogs and cats, well, not cats..., aliums, flower pots and any other special interest groups can join in in a common effort to make extremely long sentences that don't seem to have an end in sight while bantering about nothing of particular transgenderal importance. Breath! Well, I am not going to do that. I am going to write here occasionally and I hope there is no expectation for this to be anything but a place on the site where people can say stupid things without the fear of  being taken seriously. Warning!!! If you post here it may result in you being made fun of and you will probably feel very dirty, in a sexy way (Yeah, Baby!). I can think of a few people who who are just so in need of being goofed on. You know who you are.

Well, that was a lousy introduction, but my special guest star didn't show up and we  will have to do my interview later. It least there was no dirty words in here!

PS this thread will have absolutely no concept of the time space continuum.

Transgenderal ????  This was advertised as XXX so what gives?  No smut, no boobies, no wieners, nothin.  I want a refund.
 

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Donica, no wonder you into legs Girl, you just were looking for an excuse to show those gams. (definition- Now, in American English slang, especially with reference to well-formed legs of pretty women) Now that is how someone contributes to this thread, not, 'Whannnn, 'no boobies, no weiners, no smut!' Well, if Donica's smut is not good enough for you, I'm not gonna show you my weiner. Besides, [member=19]Laurie[/member] needs to show up here to show you my weiner because she is in possession of it over on the West Coast. Here Clyde, here boy!

Sorry it's been a busy week for me. I am proud to announce the possession of a shiny new cold. It is scrumptious. I will pay more attention here shortly. Unless I don't!

Okay, gonna throw out a few things I have become aware of recently.
Two bands to mention! Anyone ever hear of "The Get Right Band"? Check out the song, "Motivated" I really like it. They play here locally and keep trying to see them but it hasn't worked out.
Band two is a Steampunk band called Steam Powered Giraffe. I like the music, but they have an interesting story. They were formed by two identical twin brothers. One of the brothers transitioned in real life and also transformed the male character in the band to a female character. Two songs I like are 'Transform', 'Me and my Baby', also 'Malfunction.' Whoops, that's three. Malfunction is a song of inclusion. During the song they hold up signs stating their 'malfunction.' Pretty cool. My friend Alice turned me on to it.I get inspired to try some new types of music sometimes. Well, no country, except KT Lang maybe.

Got something cool you want to share, do it Baby!

Kimmy XXX is kisses for you, Hon!
 

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Christine said:
Hi Moni,              17 February 2020

Moni: "I can think of a few people who who are just so in need of being goofed on. You know who you are."

I'll post here on one condition: I qualify.

Best Always, Love

Christine

[member=6]Christine[/member] , I recognize some folks and I am not sure about others (maybe being from the other place.) Have you and I talked before?
 

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So, a word to any newbie reading this, maybe checking out the site. I hope you stop by here, lord knows I put XXX in the title, come on.  :eek: lol I do want to urge anyone who is struggling, who has questions, who needs to vent or just be heard, to not be shy. Yes, you see some of the same folks talking and posting a lot, this place is just starting. Some folks act like idiots being silly. (I steer away from those weirdos.) The thing is, I at least, try to joke around to try to make things fun. I want to be thought of as approachable. If you have a question, ask it! If you have a silly thing to add, do it. Please know that talking can really help. I went through my transition in my late 50's. There were times where I was so scared, so in pain, so impatient, I wanted to put my head through a wall. Talking to others got me through those times. This stuff is hard sometimes. I guess I want to be a voice that says, "Hey, it is possible. It can be amazing!" So, yeah, I might make a fool of myself sometimes, but the real goal is to be there for people seeking help finding their paths.
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Dear Christine! Except for the 24 hours of sun light, nothing beats the warm weather, sunny beaches and shining snow covered mountains like beautiful Southern California. Hope you can visit some time.

Hugs!
 
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Not to mention the vast inland expanses of meth addled decay as seen in places like Hesperia and Blythe.  ;D

That said, the Cabazon dinosaurs and Chiraco Summit Patton museum are totally worth visiting.
 

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Christine, oh where you been all my life? What an awesome post. I think the place you are looking for is like Narnia or something. Oh, I did have a wee problem with one tiny thing you said, "...they just get a new Peterbilt." Now I'm afraid that belongs on the F to M board my dear. But that is okay, because I have been checking up on you, since I am from the IRS. (Individuals Retreating from Susan's) So far you are checking out okay. Keep up the good work and an A+ for giving me crap about not showing my legs. I have some nerve huh?

Madame, I did like the meth addled descriptor. Nice touch.

Donica, you really have to work on that nice thing. How do you expect to become a Kardashian, without getting in the trenches a bit. At least tell me I spelled our name wrong! LOL I guess I'm still a little upset with you for stealing my boyfriend in Casablanca. Oh, Bogy!

 

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MadameDuFromage said:
Not to mention the vast inland expanses of meth addled decay as seen in places like Hesperia and Blythe.  ;D

That said, the Cabazon dinosaurs and Chiraco Summit Patton museum are totally worth visiting.

Oui Madame! I try to stay away from Hesperia and Blythe. You missed one however. Bakersfield is probably the worst. This I know because I have had the misfortune of being in their trenches on occasion. I've never been but, I will look into visiting the Cabazon dinosaurs and Chiraco Summit Patton museum. I'm always into nice things.
 

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Ha Ha!

Welcome to the Inland Empire, come for the meth, stay for the In-n-Out! Pretty good outlet mall too.

(Best burgers for the uninitiated)
 
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Preach it dude.  In N Out is a little slice of heaven.

As for missing Bakersfield?  I don't believe I miss that place one bit. 
 

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Ever just go along in your thread humming a happy tune when suddenly you realize everyone is talking 'west coast' and you have totally lost control of everything? Now, I'm all for 'in and out' but what does that have to do with burgers? Oh and I do know Hesperia. Mine flowers earlier each year it seems.

Christine, I tried that link and it just laughed at me. Could it be I am not cussing at my computer properly? I must see the master of satire for myself. Yup, yup! Love that you are keeping our wonderful Dena happy. She is awesome! By the way, I drive a Tonka truck! It's a bit on the small side.

Welcome, Perry, welcome back my friend to the show that never ends, we're so glad you could attend, come inside, come inside.

One of these days, Alice, I will address this leg issue.I keep my promises. The only trouble is, if you think I'm an idiot typing on here you should see me try to download a picture here. I am a bit helpless on a computer.

Peace and love to all and to a a good night.
 

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Moni, thanks for the welcome. I'm here for the gams!
Love the ELP reference!

Perry
 
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